I had a strange experience reading this in that... ALL four of the first things you mentioned are reasons I WOULD move to Spain. I like to party. I like people who aren't pretentious and feel compelled to shower every day even if they didn't break a sweat. I love walking everywhere. I like it whever I can choose analog over digital/tech. I don't like fucked up housing stuff... but I do like less beauraucracy/formality in all things, which im guessing is part of their lax system. Anyway, I guess all this to say—to each their own. These 5 thing are not universally "bad" which is sort of the set up...